"Sexy" Costumes at Ricky's

With one week to go until Halloween, the site for Ricky's costume superstore is loading painfully slowly, which can only mean one thing: We're in for a very skanky show. How skanky? Well, Ricky's felt the need to give "Sexy" its own search category. Only 11 men's costumes fall under that rubric, while a search for women's shows you 259 results. It's one of the more grave and painful inequities of our time, but we'll do what we have to do to deliver the most baffling of Ricky's immodest fare. Above, check out ten of the site's strangest purportedly titillating get-ups.—Kenzie Bryant