Kim Kardashian carres two separate Birkins in two separate photo sets

At first I was going to write two different posts about these two different Kim Kardashian outfits, but then I realized that I don’t really have enough original thoughts about Kim doing the exact same things in two different places to constitute separate posts, so here they are, all in one. In both instances, Kim is with new husband Kris Humphries. In both instances, it is evening! In both instances, Kim has some sort of giant, shaggy outwear with her, although I don’t think it’s the same one in both posts.

Kim’s also carrying Hermes Birkins in both outfits, but the Birkins are indeed different. In one, she’s got my favorite Hermes bags in her entire collection – ecru leather with palladium hardware, which is a Birkin I’d kill to have myself. In the other photo, Kim opted for a more mundane brown Birkin with gold hardware, which does not excite me. (But let’s face it, I wouldn’t kick it out of bed for eating crackers.) (Birkins don’t eat crackers.) (See, I told you there wasn’t enough for two posts.)